Why does science always try to take away everything we love? Any time people start enjoying their life by eating a Bacon Cheese Burger, doing recreational drugs, or burning old car tires in my back yard just to see how much smoke I can make, science comes along and throws some kind of study in my face telling us to stop doing everything fun.
I found a bunch of news websites reporting that a new study is showing eating bacon will increase your chances at getting pancreatic cancer by 19%. Now whether or not this is true is not the reason Iâ€™m upset about this issue. The thing that is really ticking me off it the way itâ€™s being reported.
First off, every website is calling this a new study. Well I seem to remember reading this exact same thing a couple months ago. In fact itâ€™s like every 5 or 6 months a â€œnew studyâ€ comes out telling us that bacon is going to give us cancer. Either news outlets just rehash this story on slow news days or a lot of money is being wasted doing the same study over and over again.
We get it, Bacon is less healthy then broccoli so why donâ€™t you scientists turn your attention to something meaningful like creating a car that gets 100mpg or figuring out why Jimmy Fallon is still on television?
Another thing that really gets me going is every one of these reports puts bacon in their headline and go on and on about how eating two rashers of bacon a day will kill you. But really the study showed that eating just under 2 ounces if any processed meat will increase your cancer risk. The study itâ€™s self doesnâ€™t single out bacon therefore trying to destroy an entire food industry it just says processed meats but I didnâ€™t see any headlines that read, â€œDeath Deliâ€ or â€œStop Putting Sausage in Your Mouth!â€
This attack on bacon is very miss leading. Realistically what processed meat is eaten the most? I would make the claim that lunch meat is the most consumed processed meat. Sure people enjoy some bacon with breakfast but in todayâ€™s fast paced world most people only get time to cook bacon on the weekends but lunch meat might get consumed everyday. Itâ€™s quick and easy to throw sliced turkey on bread and head out the door lunch in hand. That is the entire point of lunch meat; they even put the word lunch in the name. I know people that eat lunch meat sandwiches every day for lunch and although they donâ€™t claim itâ€™s healthy eating they might not realize the risk.
By using bacon in their headlines to grab peopleâ€™s attention then just barley mentioning that itâ€™s really all processed meats these reporters are keeping people in the dark about the dangers of their roast beef hoagie.
Does this mean you should stop eating all processed meats ,move to an eco friendly farm, and start calling yourself Starchild Moonface? Of coarse not. Once again it all comes down just common sense. Instead of swinging by McDonalds every morning and pounding down McGriddles try some fruit or yogurt every once and a while. Itâ€™s really that simple.